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Ozzy Osbourne International Airport
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Bosses at Birmingham International airport are sampling with the public whether to rename their airport.....

From a whole list of famous Brummies, they want to choose Ozzy.

Kind of tells you what type of management are at the helm..... Uneducated, uncultured and uncouth arseholes.
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[quote name='Sam The Eagle' timestamp='1356685492' post='48988']
Bosses at Birmingham International airport are sampling with the public whether to rename their airport.....

From a whole list of famous Brummies, they want to choose Ozzy.

Kind of tells you what type of management are at the helm..... Uneducated, uncultured and uncouth arseholes.
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That suggests their are are a lot of them I would struggle to name 3 Noddy Holder, Jasper Carrot, ? The problem is people from Wolverhampton, Stoke, Derby etc etc get lumped in if it's just Birmingham then who the feck famous comes from Birmingham.
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#3
[size="3"][color="#0000ff"]I have Just 'Googled 'Facts about Birmingham'.....[/color][/size]
[size="3"][color="#0000ff"]These are the answers......[/color][/size]

[color="#800080"]Birmingham has the highest proportion of obese women of any European city[/color]

[color="#800080"]It has the most lap dancing clubs of any UK city[/color]

[color="#800080"]Birmingham has the 5th busiest Mcdonalds in the world andone of the few in the UK to open on Christmas day.[/color]

[color="#800080"]Birmingham hosted the 1998 Eurovision song contest, the first ever to be won by a transsexual.[/color]

[color="#800080"]Birmingham has the highest number of uninsured drivers in the UK.[/color]

[color="#800080"]One of the members of Musical youth who died at a young age is buried close to Kings Heath test centre. [/color]

[size="3"][color="#0000ff"]Well I never......[/color][/size]

[color="#0000ff"] Instead of renaming the Airport....In a similar vein to Thailand, which reads 'Welcome to the land of Smiles'[/color]

[color="#0000ff"]Birmingham; Welcome to the City of the Fattest, rudist, overpopulated, corrupt, unhealthy, benefit seeking, workshy, immigrant populated aresoles of the UK. Enjoy your stay.[/color]

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#4
Err....

John Cadbury.....

Neville Chamberlain....

John Dunlop....

J R R Tolkien.......

That's modern history covered..... What do they teach kids about history these days?

Feck all.....that's what, they all get brainwashed into believing that they can be singers or dancers.....
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#5
Who gives a foooooooooooooooooooooook what they call their airport, We'll never fecking use it anyway [Image: rolleyes.gif] [Image: tongue.gif] [Image: laugh.gif]

[size="5"]Manc Airport RULES [/size] [Image: wink.gif]
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[quote name='Jap_STi_3' timestamp='1356690526' post='49003']
Who gives a foooooooooooooooooooooook what they call their airport, We'll never fecking use it anyway [Image: rolleyes.gif] [Image: tongue.gif] [Image: laugh.gif]

[size="5"]Manc Airport RULES [/size] [Image: wink.gif]
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I once flew from it to Brussels for a stagdo, the airport was about the size of Barton and nearly as well equipt
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#7
Large women of easy virtue who's idea of a good night out is a trip to McDonalds, feck I am warming to the place Laugh
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[color="#0000ff"]lol.lol.lol.lol....why are we not surprised....[/color]
[quote name='ChrisJH' timestamp='1356694185' post='49015']
Large women of easy virtue who's idea of a good night out is a trip to McDonalds, feck I am warming to the place [Image: laugh.gif]
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#9
Who'd ever dream that Birmingham McShites would be a dogging spot?
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[quote name='Sam The Eagle' timestamp='1356695315' post='49022']
Who'd ever dream that Birmingham McShites would be a dogging spot?
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Ask Panners! Laugh
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#11
reckon the population of birmingham will probably vote to call it allah international. Laugh
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[quote name='xandyx1' timestamp='1356706856' post='49040']
reckon the population of birmingham will probably vote to call it allah international. [Image: laugh.gif]
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[Image: laugh.gif] [Image: laugh.gif] [Image: laugh.gif] [Image: laugh.gif] [Image: laugh.gif] Funny as Feck that Andy.................... [Image: laugh.gif] [Image: laugh.gif] [Image: laugh.gif]
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