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Who would you.......
#1
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Yeah copy that one co chise, She is a minx her. What's the betting Chris J has cracked one off over her and ended up jizzing on Simon cowel. Laugh/>
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Laugh like some horrific knuckle shuffle roulette, Holden or Dixon, just as you get on the vinegar stroke up pops Cowell or Walliams :unsure:

Anyway that Holdens defo mucky Tongue
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#2
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Tell you what that Holden definitely needs her back doors smashing!
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We need to start a thread.

Your 5 Fantasy Fucks......

1. Sophie Ellis Bextor

2. Emma Forbes

3. Amanda Holden

4. Nicki Chapman

5. Madonna
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#3
an appalling list that Martin. You should also have Five nightmare after a night of beer goggles wake up to fucked.
I am Weasel. Hmm, toasty warm hands................. I love my smashing heated grips O'shagnasty.
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#4
List below
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#5
[quote name='Sam The Eagle' timestamp='1359891539' post='51569']
We need to start a thread.

Your 5 Fantasy Fucks......

1. Sophie Ellis Bextor

2. Emma Forbes

3. Amanda Holden

4. Nicki Chapman

5. Madonna
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Martin for the love of od man
Sophie Ellis Bextor Christ you might as well shag a golf bag Laugh

Emma Forbs & Maddona they have more milage on them than one of Rays bikes

Nicki Chapman half decent radio presenter but hardly a good shag
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#6
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Martin for the love of od man
Sophie Ellis Bextor Christ you might as well shag a golf bag Laugh/>

Emma Forbs & Maddona they have more milage on them than one of Rays bikes

Nicki Chapman half decent radio presenter but hardly a good shag
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Watched an interview of Madonna, I think Channel 4 in the early 80's........ When she was asked about her known preference for enjoying Greek sex.....as the interviewer enquired smugly.

She looked quite puzzled. Moments later she smiled...... The interviewer thought that smile was her reply......

Ass Fucking you mean? She replied..... Yeah, I loved being fucked up the ass.......

Classic.

She may be a high miler Chris, but like on of Ray's bike will confirm, miles bring smiles...... I'm damn sure if she knocked on your hotel room door, I doubt you would turn her away!!
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#7
Can't say I would turn any of them away Martin come to think about it I struggle to remember ever turning anyone (femail just for clarity) down back in the day Laugh no if I had the opportunity and access to sufficient quantitates of rhoypnol then here is my list (subject to change on any given day)

Nigella Lawson - always a favourite

Carol ####### - wife's sister (dinner lady sort of Blackley version of Nigell)

Jackie ¥¥¥¥¥¥ - lives across the road always invites us over for a barbecue (defo mucky)

Holly Willioughby - always reminds me of our Steph

Elizabeth Taylor - bit of class nailed on she wouldn't fart in bed
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Anyway that Holdens defo mucky Tongue/>
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#9
Claudia Winkleman. Definitely something about her.
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#10
Just shows how dark we can get....

There must've been something deeply disturbing by including Janet Ellis and Ellis-Bextor...Rolleyes

What a mongrel, I mean, that's the lowest of the low.....Laugh
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#11
Ahh yes, Mr Buffalo...

Well researched re post there!AngelAngel

As Shaggy sung.... It wasn't me!
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#12
I'm rather partial to Chesca Miles Cool
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#13
Sandra Bullock who hits 51 today wouldn't be allowed to escape my gaff.
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#14
Demi Moore has always had an alluring interest....
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#15
Jesus fellas is the criteria here they must be over 50? Laugh
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#16
If any of these old duffers went for anything under 50 Sparky. It would be border line pedophilier Laugh
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#17
Chesca's only 24 - just a couple of years younger than me!

Feck me, how come I've ended up hanging out with a load of Grandads Laugh
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#18
Exactly Kevin,

Over 50 is immoral,

Under 50, almost illegal.....

I've just Googled, The Thinking Man's Crumpet....

Chris may be off to the waterhole, as buffalo often do to contemplate....
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LaughLaughLaugh
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#20
Years ago, the series House of Eliot.....

Louise Lombard

Recently watched NCIS, the name pops up....and no sultry dark haired English rose could be seen anywhere....

Damn me, she's blonde, teeth white than a plasma welds' arc, thinner than a pencil and with a bloody Yankee accent....

Well, that put me right off.....
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