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Esure rant
#1
Fuck me they are shite.

Last Thursday some dozy bint rear ends me as I’m sat at a junction. Result is needing a new bumper cover.
Call into Esure - details given all good. However my chosen car repairers not on their ‘list’ - however if I paid my excess I could use them - fuck off.
10 mins later Auxillis the hire car lot call me and arrange a suitable car for when mine goes in.

Friday morning the repairers call me - car can go in Thursday and they’ll give a hire car. I question the hire car bit and was told yes it’s coming from them.

Monday morning Esure call me asking if everything is fine. I mention the hire car and they say ‘we’ll sort it’

Thursday (today) - guess what? Chap comes to collect my car - no hire car. On his form says ‘no hire car’. He fucks off without my car as I need it.

Get into work and get on to Esure. Explain everything and they get in touch with the repairers - can’t fit me in until the 8th. No problems - however I’m not available and the week after I’m away in France. So booked the 21st.

Get home - there’s a fucking hire car dumped on me drive! Bastard estate car and I now can’t get my car on the drive. 

Call Esure - can’t do anything as Auxillis closed until the morning - tells me I can keep the hire car - tell them I don’t want it for 3 weeks as there’s no room for it.

Stalemate
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In Madness You Dwell

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#2
Insurers are just a pita. The ‘get it fixed at our place or pay extra’ is a shit scam - doesn’t mean  you get the best repairs it just means they ringfence their costs. 

I feel your pain mate
I am Spartacus 
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#3
Wankers mate. TBF. Our insurance company have been fantastic.
To the Regiment! I wish I was there.
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#4
I’m with Saga.... their latest stunt is to say they will fix the next 3 years insurance at the figure you’re paying now....

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#5
That’s good Doc.
To the Regiment! I wish I was there.
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#6
Not really....

The price goes down if you shop around....and most people who buy off Saga do so because they trust the brand...so it’s just a licence to print money.

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#7
Cynical fecker you are. My insurance never goes down.
To the Regiment! I wish I was there.
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#8
Will do when or if you get to my age Laugh

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#9
Saga own Bennetts btw, chances are we have all been on the grey train at some point  Laugh
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#10
(01-08-2019, 10:29 PM)DrMarten Wrote: Will do when or if you get to my age Laugh

The estimated annual mileage probably helps too  Laugh
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#11
I’m getting mildly disgusted just now....

My business mileage is akin to the log of a starship. Hence I no longer want to drive or ride socially.

The printer is a flick of a switch away.... take heed  Big Grin

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#12
Whoa tiger, it wasn’t a pop! 

Well, maybe a nudge, nudge  Laugh
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#13
I know... I know!

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#14
Where did they leave the keys to this hire car Laugh
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#15
(02-08-2019, 03:30 PM)DrMarten Wrote: I’m getting mildly disgusted just now....

My business mileage is akin to the log of a starship. Hence I no longer want to drive or ride socially.

The printer is a flick of a switch away.... take heed  Big Grin

(02-08-2019, 04:56 PM)Ledwardio Wrote: Whoa tiger, it wasn’t a pop! 

Well, maybe a nudge, nudge  Laugh
Laugh Laugh
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#16
And the saga continues 
Car gets taken today for repair.
Enterprise turn up with hire car demanding £8 a day for insurance.
Tell them it’s down to Esure - they want CC on file - I say fuck off - I’m on the tram Wink
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In Madness You Dwell

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#17
Cunts.

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#18
Of the highest quality
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In Madness You Dwell

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#19
tell them to stick there hire car ...... Big Grin
" i'll get my coat... "
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#20
Unbelievable!!!
To the Regiment! I wish I was there.
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