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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD
#1
I have just been giving a right bollocking at work for saying
 ‘ Black Paint ‘  Angry



Apparently, I’m supposed to say ‘ Leroy could you paint the wall please’  Angry
Just Out-Running The Reaper......and I mean Just
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#2
Tsk, tsk.....!

Peace is shattered.
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#3
Laugh
I am Spartacus 
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#4
Laugh
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In Madness You Dwell

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#5
Absolutely disgusting that!
To the Regiment! I wish I was there.
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#6
Hey - I think Dave & I have the only job where it's OK to say "lets hang some blacks" and get away with it!
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#7
I don’t hang blacks anymore I flog blacks so others can hang them
My real name is Dave 
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#8
Reminds me of Bernard Manning's older jokes for some reason Rolleyes

A Malaysian Muslim I work with got moved onto a different part of the job a few weeks ago, the Project Manager was asking where he was sitting, I said he'd been deported ......................... to the other end of the office, some managers have no sense of humour Angel
There's no hope ........ he'll be an engineer !
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#9
Lol
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#10
(20-06-2018, 12:45 AM)anthony1664 Wrote: I don’t hang blacks anymore I flog blacks so others can hang them

Laugh Laugh
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#11
(20-06-2018, 12:45 AM)anthony1664 Wrote: I don’t hang blacks anymore I flog blacks so others can hang them

I’m assuming David - that thats some form of lighting rig or something.
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#12
(20-06-2018, 05:23 PM)lbk Wrote:
(20-06-2018, 12:45 AM)anthony1664 Wrote: I don’t hang blacks anymore I flog blacks so others can hang them

I’m assuming David - that thats some form of lighting rig or something.

It’s the large curtains you see hanging at the back, side and top of stages, they are mostly black fabric hence the term “blacks” .... they nearly never need an out of order sign even when ripped with big holes in them  Laugh
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#13
Clearly - stage techs are not as highly trained as electrical/ machanical engineers. First thing your trained in - when your a pup. How to make a brew and how to put, out of order signs up.
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#14
Come on kev, I know you're nearly Yorkshire, but Mechanical, pleeeease !

We used to get brews out of the machine in the canteen, early learning was which locker had all the porn in it Shy
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#15
Yorkshire!!! How dare you.....how very kin dare you.

You are right about the porn tbh.
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#16
You live in Cheshire old son....
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#17
(21-06-2018, 04:09 PM)lbk Wrote:
Clearly - stage techs are not as highly trained as electrical/ machanical engineers. First thing your trained in - when your a pup. How to make a brew and how to put, out of order signs up.


Finding the green room or crew whom with brew facilities is top of the list followed by young upstarts been sent for keys to the grid, a sky hook, and a long stand...... they then have to sweep the stage do it all wrong and have to do it again and again till they learn to sweep to the middle .... then mop lessons commence  Laugh
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#18
(22-06-2018, 03:47 PM)DrMarten Wrote: You live in Cheshire old son....

I know! I just don’t think Dilbert knows, I’m not a Yorkshire twat!
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#19
Nope, half right though.
I am Weasel. Hmm, toasty warm hands................. I love my smashing heated grips O'shagnasty.
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(22-06-2018, 07:18 PM)lbk Wrote:
(22-06-2018, 03:47 PM)DrMarten Wrote: You live in Cheshire old son....

I know! I just don’t think Dilbert knows, I’m not a Yorkshire twat!

Nah Derbyshire surely, or maybe Tameside, Greater Manchester, a lot of places claim to be Cheshire, we've got much more selective over the years Smile

Here's a picture for Kev
https://www.forestry.gov.uk/pdf/Tr-Chesh...-bus10.pdf
There's no hope ........ he'll be an engineer !
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