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Things that make you go.... Hmmm.!
#1
Big Grin Went to get diesel in Preston this morning....

Sign states AUTOMATIC DOOR the sticker was branded KONE.

As I went to walk through... The door stopped...halfway.

I thought.... Typical! One of Hairy toe's half assed jobs Rolleyes

Went to Stoke after that.... Got in the lift, pressed 2nd floor.... Nothing happened....

Then my eye caught.... KONE....

I thought.... That Figures!
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#2
Reporting this. Feckin slander  Laugh
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#3
Now, who would think I'm a snivelling, creeping weasel??

Form an orderly queue Tongue

But I thought it was time to start some real ass licking.... So treated the boss....

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#4
You feckin Weasel  Laugh
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#5
Yep!

10/10...
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#6
Laugh Laugh
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#7
Years ago I'd really abuse bosses... To the point of belligerence...

Then, as you mellow... In my case hitting 50 helped, it would've helped me more if the thought process had happened at say 21... Rolleyes

Life's little window on life may just have grown to a full feature window, alas, better late than never.

So, some ass licking and a bit of crawling never hurt anyone.... Still leaves a bad taste in the mouth, but the more you do it, the less shy you become Laugh
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#8
I fucking hate our management. I really do. Their a bunch of thieving,lying two faced scum. They really don't give a flying fuck about anybody but themselves. If they could they'd have you working like a fucking dog. God I hate them with a passion. I clash with them every time we meet. They hate me too, don't know why. Its a constant battle of wills with them all the time. They don't give me an inch and I don't give them a millimetre. Two things that save me for now, I'm pretty good at my job, and I get on really well with some of the directors oddly enough. Which the scum hate but have to tread very careful when they play their games. Now and again they'll get one over on me, but they get it back tenfold. I wish I could have a calmer better attitude. I change into a completely different Animal as soon as I get in the van. So I would sooner piss  blood and shove a red hot needle down my Japs eye than than give that shower shite anything. But you all know me. I don't say owt. Merry Christmas everybody  Laugh Laugh
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#9
Wow!

I think I know why I was offered a way out, I said I'd stick a cap on my bosses head....

Not the one the bottle of champers was for, another character called Thrush.

But if I hadn't cooperated and promised to play nice, I doubt I'd've been given my new job Rolleyes

Sometimes you need to be a weasel... Laugh
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#10
Never!
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Quote:I fucking hate our management. I really do. Their a bunch of thieving,lying two faced scum. They really don't give a flying fuck about anybody but themselves.

You got the same lot of cunts at my place?
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#12
Generally, when you become "Management", two things generally occur.....

The tit will start to wear a tie... This naturally cuts off the normal amount of oxygen to the brain, and they turn into a feckin cabbage..

Or...

They have their brain sucked out through their noses, then shoved in a mincer, the mush pushed up their arseholes....

Sound familiar?
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#13
All to familiar
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#14
People are so reluctant to speak to you on the phone. Everything has to be done by Email at our place now. The only good thing about this, is the Da'management cant misconstrued what you say anymore. As it's in black and white now. Knobs! Just saying.
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(04-03-2016, 12:49 AM)lbk Wrote: People are so reluctant to speak to you on the phone. Everything has to be done by Email at our place now. The only good thing about this, is the Da'management cant misconstrued what you say anymore. As it's in black and white now. Knobs! Just saying.

Always keep a back up mate not on your works account.
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#16
This is good advice Kev, I know of a place who recently had someone new, they were not working out so we're let go but knew it was coming, everything they sent to their own email account in the last few days was held by the server and not forwarded on. Unfortunately it's the world we. Ow live in & will only get worse if firms like apple are forced to unencrypt phones like the US is trying to force them to do
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#17
Advise taken boys. Nice one.
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#18
Won't be long before you'll be sat at your desk, PC dies and a SWAT team piles on you, then escorts you off the premises.
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#19
Been there, tried that one and feckin hated it. I associate management the same as Weaselry. I honestly think, you have to put on your CV. Weaselry, as a main skill to be a manager at our place. But I reckon it's the same for most places. Feckin Weasels the lot of them. I'm just saying before all the Weasels start swinging there D&G's about  Laugh Laugh
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#20
Big Grin Big Grin prerequisite of the job  Big Grin Big Grin
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